Good, Clean Fun at the Rally

Picture137 I was ready to get down and dirty today. So after I stopped by the FREE Harley-Davidson bike wash at the H-D Outdoor Festival to clean up, I was off to see things I’ve NEVER seen before.

This is my third time out to Sturgis. In previous years, it’s been a family vacation, meaning camping in national parks, visiting Mount Rushmore, riding through the Needles Hwy and walking the strip in Sturgis so my mom can take pictures to show her coffee friends what “really” goes on. And it’s all good fun because that’s what Sturgis is all about – being around lots of motorcycles and enjoying the amazing scenery in the saddle of your own motorcycle! But I’ve heard stories…

Picture143 We decided to hit up the Glencoe campground. Our hostess Francy told us that 12,000 people reside at this campground each year, making Glencoe the 8th largest city in the entire state of South Dakota during the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. How crazy is that?! We stood on the top of their private hill and looked out over the South Dakota prairie and down at the campsite. Glencoe has quite the impressive natural amphitheater. It was an absolutely gorgeous view, and I took it all in before heading down to the “city.”

I had to introduce myself to some of the “citizens” of Glencoe, of course.

Now THIS is the kinda stuff I am talkin’ about. I hadn’t been at any of the campgrounds in Sturgis before. My favorite was the “older” gentleman walking around in the nude. I figured he was off to the showers or got locked out of his tent, or maybe he was letting the sun shine where it never has shined before. Who knows? I couldn’t believe how many rows and rows of campers, RV's, and – in popular demand – motorcycles there were at Glencoe.

And it seemed like a lot of the residents were out riding for the day. I can only imagine what this place is like in the evenings.

In all good fun, I inquired of the locals who were bumming around for the day:

What do you like most about living in Glencoe?
Do you plan on settling here and making Glencoe your home after the rally is over?
In Glencoe, what do you do for a living?
Do you have any plans to retire in Glencoe?
What part of the town do you live on? The good, the bad, or the ugly side?
Is this a typical day for you?

We also got to meet Miss Sturgis!

Picture148 Ah, Miss Sturgis. What an outgoing, friendly, sweet girl she is, indeed. She’s going to be out at Thunder Road right next to the Glencoe campground all week from noon-4 p.m., signing autographs. I told her she has some competition for next year… (me, duh… don’t laugh – not funny!) She told me she can dance. Well, so can I, baby, so can I...

…NOT! (And my friends can attest to that!) But I gave her some good competition, that’s for sure! We had a dance off, and wow. She can twist and turn and move like no other. She was really good! It was really fun…and funny, I’m sure, for the audience to see me “try” to dance just like her. Well, at least I know what I need to work on for next year’s Miss Sturgis competition!

I really want to try to make it up to the light show at Mount Rushmore, tonight. Ha, I’m just full of bright ideas.

Article Comments
Posted on: Wed, Sep 05, 5:30 AM by Francesco
Marry me Jessica
Posted on: Wed, Aug 29, 6:58 PM by section 8
Jessica, YOUR A HOTTY
Posted on: Tue, Aug 14, 12:11 PM by RayJss
LOL.I was one of those residents,and I really thought you guys were high.Those questions really blew my mind. Wait a minute.Maybe I was the one that was high.Anyway,I vote for Jessica for Miss Sturgis in 08.
Posted on: Sat, Aug 11, 5:10 PM by Your Student
Nicole is hott!
Posted on: Thu, Aug 09, 8:34 AM by Heckofadeal
Jessica, Your videos are great keep them going! I like your dancing also!!! Looking forward to more coverage. Charlie
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 9:30 PM by 
jessica is HOT!!!!!
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 3:07 PM by mente
dude! quit stealing all my best dance moves. it's not fair that you should get to debut them to the world before me... hope you're having fun out there. be sure to stay away from any stage with empty beer bottles or high-voltage wires underneath it. holla.
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 12:59 PM by Jess
FXDBpapagator - Yo. We were at Daytona this year - check out our coverage at www.harley-davidson.com/daytona. Who's knows about next year, but hopefully I will see you there!!! ~Jess
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 12:57 PM by Jess
The best part is - I WAS REALLY TRYING HARD to dance just like Miss Sturgis - no lie!!!!!!!! ~Jess
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 11:19 AM by Bruno
That was definitely not mom dancing Jess--why haven't we seen these moves before?
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 11:03 AM by Talkingstone
Jess: What a great job.Both your work and your daily reports. I,am affraid I will never make it to Sturgiss. I,am suffering from the effects of agent orange. I was in Vietnam in 1970, and the desease has now caught up with me. Just want to say good job of keeping us informed. You are a cuttie. Bob Usher
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 10:40 AM by Scott
You just gotta love those dimples!!!
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 9:47 AM by LittleLinx
You are awesome girl you have my dream job....Have fun, wish I was there looks like a blast. I guess I'll have to buy my husband that Harley after all....
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 9:26 AM by Grasshopper
Jessica you are great girl! Great fun for the old boys that had to stay home and milk the cows. See you next year.
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 9:20 AM by harleybear//veteran at sturgis for 25 years
hi you got to go see zz top at the buffalo chip on thurs go early i will see you there im the guy in a black shirt //harley shirt and leather vest//best party dont miss it bear
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 8:38 AM by FXDBpapagator
Great stuff Jess, come to Daytona next year. You would do great! Ride safe babe!
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 8:31 AM by speckledT
Hey Bruiser!!! Have a safe one this year on your way to Sturgis!! Wish I was there. Maybe next year.Take plenty of pics to send me.Luv Ya, SpeckledT
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 7:46 AM by Dynafxr2
Better the dancer than the dance...You could kick the seeds out a pickle. Enjoy your reveiws and reports of the worlds greatest gathering of like minded iron horse riders. Check the Mistic Mountian Campground and look for Pee Wee from Fergus Falls, Mn. He's a true charter member of the Rally Crazies, a character which makes this rally what you may want it to be...FUN. All Hail the White Buffalo! From Kansas City all is well.
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 7:33 AM by LLOYD DILLION , COTATI CALIF.
JESS COME WORK FOR ME :)
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 6:18 AM by texaspirate
Jess, you may not be the best dancer, but that is not what is best about you! Great looks, excellent interviews and super ability to be a true Harley gal! Keep up the great work you are doing! I wish I was there now!
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 3:45 AM by C R
You are my "Miss Sturgis" ;)
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 2:15 AM by Rocker
Oh my god! What I have got myself into! Nice work Craker, is it too late to bail out? I see your dancing hasnt improved. Irrespective, you get my vote girl!
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 1:25 AM by Eddie Starner
You gotta lov that dance and face
Posted on: Wed, Aug 08, 12:32 AM by Street Bob Jensen Denmark
I love Jessica ;O)
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 10:06 PM by ultrarider
I voted for Jess based on looks alone,then I watched the video.How do I change my vote?Just kidding,Jess. Keep up the good work.
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 9:15 PM by Badass boo
my dad is in some of the pictures you have on your site he said sturgis rocks
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 7:49 PM by Fatboy Dan from CA
I truely enjoy the coverage and think you are doing a fantastic job. I think a brass pole would help decide which one of you is the true "Dancing Queen". Keep up the great work, look forward to reading each day. Next year Milwaukee baby!
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 7:49 PM by 
saw a cart full of naked folks the other day??? nice look out someone likes ur eyes luuuuuuuve the dancing hahah bike wash ur hilariussssss bahahaha
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 7:49 PM by bikerman58@hotmail.com
it brings the best out in the open. im for it....
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 7:46 PM by HDSG
What a great Idea.................You guys are great.............Us 'nobodys' that can't go on the ride really appreciate the updates..........thanks alot.
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 7:45 PM by Lori
I'm missing it this year! Had to work. Everyone have a great time. The best times of life have been at Sturgis!!!! Be safe and love you all!!!!!
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 7:40 PM by mq01 in the Bay Area, CA
Jessica, clearly you won, you ROCK!!! Wish I was there with ya, we'd both be dancing... :) See you next year for sure.
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 7:29 PM by HP
Hehe - that's pretty funny - a couple of us were thinking the same thing....
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 7:09 PM by HogPilot
Jess, I don't know. The dancing is on par with Elaine, but without the thumbs. That's OK, I can't do any better myself. But you're a cutie and you sure can wear a pair of jeans and a tank top! I was there last year - rode from Long Island, NY thru SD, did the Beartooth, then back to SD for the rally. Rented a beautiful home outside of Hill City, and spent the week hitting all the sites - Deadwood, Rushmore, Custer State Park, Devil's Tower, etc. Custer and Rushmore were the best. 5,500 miles in all, and what a trip! This year I wish I was there again; next year, I will be. Keep up the good work and have fun....
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 6:57 PM by Tom
Jessica, I love you but my eyes!!!!!!!!! Did Elaine from Seinfeld teach you how to dance?
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 6:56 PM by harleyjimv
hey jess. looks like your having fun. i setting here in texas on july 19 hit buy a cell phone driver. downtown fwt on my home from work. thinking about you guys.
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 6:35 PM by A1 HOG
Hello Jessica, Thanks for all the coverage. Looks to be a GREAT TIME. Shoot, I would like too be there to see you.... Keep up the GREAT WORK.
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 5:47 PM by Mom
Jessica!!! What kind of a girl did I raise?
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 5:30 PM by mikey
I would take jessica over miss sturgis ANYDAY!!!!
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 5:25 PM by roadkingguyo6
Hi jessica and every one else...its seems everyone is having a great time, keep the photo's coming...awsome! I will be there in 08 in sturgis,you can bet your dollar on this one! To everyone ride safe!! keep alert and party your asses off!!! And Jessica save a dance for me?
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 3:56 PM by POPE
Jessica, you're doing a great job!
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 3:28 PM by JIM FROM TEHACHAPI CA.
REALLY MISSSSS YOU GUYS . BOUGHT A HOUSE AND COULD NOT JOIN YOU THIS YEAR. BUT LOOK OUT NEXT YEAR! RIDE SAFE AND ENJOY.
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 3:16 PM by Sherlock......
I like your video.... I was not able to come again this year, but i enjoyed the humor and the "personal exposure" where ever possible! Hang in there, or just hang out.....
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 3:15 PM by willyd
Jess and would like to see more of her
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 3:08 PM by RED NECK FROM GEORIGA
JESSICA IS A DANCEING GODISS
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 2:20 PM by MarkAce1976
Thank you for that wonderful dance demo, are you married?
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 2:19 PM by 2-ROTN
Girl keep it coming you're doing a hell of a job! dc in Cheyenne Wyoming
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 2:15 PM by vrod1
hey you all rock and jess girl your hot
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 2:03 PM by mitcho
jess: no more dancing , PLEASE........
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 1:51 PM by LR
Work for a slave driver,unable to make the trip again. But watching your videos & seeing all the pictures sure makes it better, Thank you Jessica LR-Northern Calif.
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 1:44 PM by OC StreetGlide
Jessica, Your hot!!
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 1:43 PM by mailman
Jessica, you are the sweetest alive!! Hope you have fun and I also believe you would beat out Miss Sturgis. Thanks for the coverage because I am unable to be there..Lou
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 1:33 PM by BOA
Love these videos you need to do more of them.
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 1:05 PM by J D Fizer
Jessica you Rock.I well come to sturgis next year if you help wash my new Harley when I arrive.
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 12:08 PM by Firebob
Great message to all the motorcycle lovers out here in America....keep it coming....THxs
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 11:54 AM by GilpinBear
Jessica you are 100 times better looking than Miss Sturgis . Your video was great .
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 11:52 AM by Swanson
Great job jessica craker
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 11:36 AM by bzratdog
Wow. I am wishing I would have taken the trip. I experienced Daytona but Sturgis looks like the happening place to be.
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 11:35 AM by RussF
Man your comments and pictures make me miss Sturgis even more. My wife and I were out there the last 2 years and were just talking about how much we miss not going this year. Especially since we just traded our Yamaha for an 07 electra Glide classic. Already making plans with our friends to make the trip next year. Thanks for the updates.
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 11:32 AM by Sta. 23 A
Is there a firehouse in Sturgis? Let's talk to some of the firefighters out there.
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 11:30 AM by Duckman
Jessica Craker is HOTT. Show us some more dance moves girl.....
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 11:12 AM by HOGGIN
Jess, you rock! Those dimples, the dancing and you ride. What more can a man at Sturgis want? Hope to link up with you during the rally. Have fun!
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 10:59 AM by Other Debbie
Jess is the new Britney!
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 10:55 AM by JohnnyHumble
Thanks for the videos. I wasn't able to make the rally this year and it was killing me. This site has atleast given me a taste of what I would be missing. Thanks for everything!
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 10:51 AM by garypekar@sbcglobal.net
You got my vote I could not be there this year Love the photos.I love the way you tell it.
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 10:47 AM by bigg
You have my vote keep up the good work I could not make it there- love the photos.
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 10:44 AM by SassCee
Wait until late night at Glencoe - the party really begins then! Lots of flashing and beads being handed out. The later it gets, and the more alcohol is consumed, the more people take it off - including the guys! I was a Sturgis "virgin" in 2003 and just HAD to participate, of course. I still have a ton of beads that I earned at Glencoe, plus a lot of great memories.
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 10:41 AM by Sherman from Copperas Cove, Texas
When can I join the team? I am a videographer/photographer and would love to help you guys.
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 10:24 AM by spirit of Mitch
Whoa, instant city, just add chrome. If I were traveling I believe I would enjoy staying near an "extinct" volcano. I would keep asking myself, "Is that hill really there?"
Posted on: Tue, Aug 07, 10:11 AM by Rocker
Jessica dancing????? Looking forward to see that!
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